Operation: Earn Their Love

[thetankisalie]

Hey! So, it's really cold. Or so I'm told. I wouldn't know, being a cyborg. Which, incidentally, makes me perfect for all of your cold-winter-related tasks!

Are you stuck inside by the cold? Need your driveway shoveled? Did you freeze yourself in a block of ice like that dumbass in the red hat? Well, I can take care of that for you! And I ask for

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[dialwforwizard]

Actually, I've been trying to install a fireplace. If you're really so good natured, you want to give me a hand?

[thetankisalie]

Happy to help, sir! What do you need me to do?

[dialwforwizard]

Mainly, I need someone to hold this big metal plate here while I get the bolts in.

*As it turns out, Harry's request is entirely reasonable. However, his wizardliness has been known to have odd effects on electronics. Have fun with that Mr. Cyborg!*

[semper_fi_bitch]

Whatever, kissass, I didn't have anything I wanted you to do, anyway.

Hey, there was a thing at the onsen while I... y'know, wasn't there?

[thetankisalie]

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HOW MUCH DID YOU READ

[semper_fi_bitch]

What?

[thetankisalie]

Nothing happened!

Really!

Nice weather we're having!

Is that a new helmet it looks nice.

[magicbloomers]

Really? That's so nice of you!

[thetankisalie]

Yes.

Yes it is.

[magicbloomers]

Well...what if I need help with something that's not exactly weather related?

[gloomyrobot]

That is very kind of you Mr. Simmons.

You're putting yourself to full use when others are incapable of doing so. Perhaps I should help as well.

[thetankisalie]

Hey, no fair, it was my ide-

Er. Sure, why not!

[gloomyrobot]

With two, we're more capable to take care of more, aren't we?

[thetankisalie]

Good point! Teamwork is essential for the completion of any mission. And I guess shared glory is as good as regular glory. Almost.