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[thetankisalie]

I just want to let everyone know: one of the people who disappeared recently was Mayor Ari's secretary. I know you're all as shaken and disturbed by the disappearances as I am, and I think it's terrible that we lost such an important young authority figure, so I thought it best to honor what'sisname's memory by taking his job.

That's right! I am now

Comments

[blazing_style]

Yeah, no, go ahead and make motivational posters. That sounds like an awesome idea. I'm sure the people would love seeing papers everywhere saying 'NEW AGE OF DICK'.

[thetankisalie]

Hey, I'll have you know "Dick" is a proud name with a long tradition in my family! We've been Dicks for generations now!

[blazing_style]

In that case, I'll have you know that you're living up to your name quite well. Your family would be proud.

[thetankisalie]

It's okay, they're just feelings, they'll heal.

[semper_fi_bitch]

Dude, are you kidding? Why would I ever want you to sleep through April Fool's? I had plans, man.

[thetankisalie]

Because I'd be vulnerable, dumbass. Not that I talk in my sleep or anything.

[semper_fi_bitch]

Please, half the fun is from your stupid reactions. Besides, you talking in your sleep got boring, like, 3 days into the sticky thing.

[thetankisalie]

Whatever.

...this is weird. Why is that every time I look at you, I'm getting slightly more grossed out than usual? What happened yesterday?

[ace_of_11s]

Since when are secretaries in command of anything?

I can't argue that you're not suited for this one, though.

[thetankisalie]

Since today.

Yeah, I pretty much spent my first three hours just swimming in files. It was bliss.

[ace_of_11s]

All right. What are you in command of?

Mm. Yeah, that sounds like a blast.

[thetankisalie]

...Filing! I'm in charge of filing. Also, answering telephones. All me, man.