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May 25, 2009 21:13


Wowzers, what kind of kidnappers are you, anyway? I read books, you know, I know how this is supposed to work. I should be tied up in a closet somewhere, not walking around willy-nilly! Didn't you even post any guards? Gosh darn it, I could do a better kidnapping in my sleep!

That tears it! Mr. Kidnapper Leader Guy, it's obvious that you're running ( Read more... )

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semper_fi_bitch May 26 2009, 01:26:32 UTC
...You're weird.

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thetankisalie May 26 2009, 01:29:00 UTC
I'm being proactive! It beats sitting around doing nothing. We'll see who's weird when I'm getting a cut of the take and you're not.

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semper_fi_bitch May 26 2009, 01:38:06 UTC
Man, why would anybody kidnap a weird kid like you, anyway?

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thetankisalie May 26 2009, 01:40:12 UTC
They probably wanted my help planning a kidnapping.

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memento_mods May 26 2009, 01:42:50 UTC
Simmons is now off the warned list.

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bulletserenade May 26 2009, 02:08:58 UTC
You weren't kidnapped.

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thetankisalie May 26 2009, 02:10:19 UTC
I know it might seem that way cuz of how bad of a job they did, but I woke up here an' I don't know how I got here, an' that sounds like a kidnapping to me.

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bulletserenade May 26 2009, 02:16:16 UTC
Trust me, you weren't kidnapped.

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thetankisalie May 26 2009, 02:24:05 UTC
Prove it.

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fearcutsdeeper May 27 2009, 00:22:38 UTC
Is there any reason that somebody would kidnap you?

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thetankisalie May 27 2009, 02:09:24 UTC
I dunno, because I'm awesome?

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fearcutsdeeper May 27 2009, 02:17:44 UTC
Why, what've you done that's important?

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thetankisalie May 27 2009, 02:22:03 UTC
I've got like fifty gold stars in Mrs. Matherson's class. I took pictures, lemmee show you!

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