I escaped from the Dungeon of Theteague!

I killed Calamityjon the nymph, Mao the giant spider, Alibee the goblin, Staedtler the dragon, Styletax the zombie, Darklittleangel the cockatrice and Philfoglio the zombie.

I looted the Wand of Airsick Moth, the Crown of Trpeal, a Figurine of Hayes372, the Wand of Los Angeles, the Sword of Root Beer, the ( Read more... )

I just had a beautiful dream.

I dreamed I had hair, like on my head instead of everywhere else.

A luxurious 3 foot long mane of hippie hair.

It hurt to wake up.

I don't even know what this is, but I want it!

House Cats on the Hunt (cute things killing other cute things)

( Not Safe for work BDSM Vampire porn )

Tell me, am I the only one who thinks Jonathan Coulton should team up with Stephen Hawking to make "A Brief History of Time: The Musical"?

My Personal DNA Test Results

In other news, my car, "The Grey Brick", is sick.

I passed a clown in the hallway ( Read more... )

Only three more days left at my security guard job. No more baldheaded sunburns!

Now I gotta find some artists to train in for the new caricature booth.

I really, really hate being lonely.

I'm really, really tired of not being good enough for any girl.