[The writing is quick and sloppy. There's a heavy indentation with each stroke.]

Noah, Bob, anyone else outside the bank -

The five people who just left are really the THIEVES posing as hostages. There are still five of us inside. Someone tell the police. FAST!

[A few hours into this]

We've been down here for hours. Somebody aside from George entertain me please.

PS - Before you hit me, George, I'm not trying to say you're boring by any means, okay?

Ah sweet bliss of unemployment, how I missed you.

Yeah, I quit my job again yesterday. I don't understand why I thought 6 AM shifts were a good idea, but they're done now I can resume being a bum having fun once again.

Yo Varletti, you in to go hit up some bars tonight?

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