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Nov 21, 1976 23:59
I am going to get this crap out of my hair. It's stunting my intellectual growth.
Possible cleaning agents:- bleach (
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givemedetails
November 21 2004, 16:03:23 UTC
Oh Sevvie, you're so vile. Stop being a melodramatic prat.
Perhaps you don't wash it out, perhaps it's a charm. Have you tried finite incantatum?
~Rita
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thetrousersnake
November 21 2004, 16:08:18 UTC
Tried. Not working.
Maybe it takes two. If it is a charm, you can hardly expect snotter to have had the guts to do it alone now, can you?
Fancy helping out? Or are you not up to the job?
- SS
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givemedetails
November 21 2004, 16:10:45 UTC
Am I up to it? Of course I am. Twat.
Be there in a flash.
~Rita
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thetrousersnake
November 21 2004, 16:12:16 UTC
Twat. Very original.
Now then, you egotisitcal little strumpet, it's about time I taught you how to insult people properly.
- SS
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m00nshyne
November 21 2004, 16:15:19 UTC
Maybe it's me, but it seems that it might be simpler than all that...
did you try a Colouring Charm? Or the Countercharm?
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thetrousersnake
November 21 2004, 16:25:01 UTC
The Counter charm turned my pubes pink backfired. The Colouring charm, interestingly, made my hair start singing "it's a small world after all" in D flat Major. Badly. Apparently someone really hates me.
Oh wait. That's everyone.
- SS
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m00nshyne
November 21 2004, 16:51:55 UTC
We don't hate you, Severus.
You're just misunderstood, I'm sure.
Either that, or someone really hates you.
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thetrousersnake
November 21 2004, 16:58:23 UTC
Funny how those two often cross paths.
- SS
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gildielocks
November 22 2004, 04:40:45 UTC
sigh.... really severus hold on i shall bring paint thinner get ready lots of hot water we have loads of work to do
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thetrousersnake
November 22 2004, 12:48:09 UTC
Paint thinner isn't working, Gilderoy.
I'm kind of ... preoccupied right now. we'll try tomorrow evening with your box of tricks, okay?
- SS
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gildielocks
November 23 2004, 17:00:59 UTC
all right
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ihavebigprongs
November 22 2004, 08:33:23 UTC
Thank God you've locked yourself up. Your roots were making me want to scream in girlish agony.
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m00nshyne
November 22 2004, 09:15:55 UTC
Oh. Was that the scream I heard last night?
Funny. It didn't sound exactly agonised...
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thetrousersnake
November 22 2004, 12:33:51 UTC
I make you want to scream? Well, Potter, I daresay that can be arranged. Another waxing perhaps? Or do you like a bit of the Other.
You big tease.
- SS
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Perhaps you don't wash it out, perhaps it's a charm. Have you tried finite incantatum?
~Rita
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Maybe it takes two. If it is a charm, you can hardly expect snotter to have had the guts to do it alone now, can you?
Fancy helping out? Or are you not up to the job?
- SS
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Be there in a flash.
~Rita
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Now then, you egotisitcal little strumpet, it's about time I taught you how to insult people properly.
- SS
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did you try a Colouring Charm? Or the Countercharm?
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Oh wait. That's everyone.
- SS
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You're just misunderstood, I'm sure.
Either that, or someone really hates you.
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- SS
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I'm kind of ... preoccupied right now. we'll try tomorrow evening with your box of tricks, okay?
- SS
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Funny. It didn't sound exactly agonised...
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You big tease.
- SS
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