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[thetrousersnake]

I can neither deny nor confirm the allegation that I was spotted entering my dormitory with one Rita Skeeter of Gryffindor House late last night after (finally) leaving the safety of the Prefect's Bathroom. You're all making mountains out of molehills. Shut up and leave me alone, you all have dicks the size of peanuts. Small peanuts at that

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[givemedetails]

I've said it before and I'll say it again. You're so vile, Sevvie dear.

And I, Rita Skeeter, don't really give a shit what Severus says and absolutely confirm the allegations, along with any and all rumours that may be going around. I took him back to his dorm and we had very satisfying sex. You should all be jealous.

~Rita Skeeter

[thetrousersnake]

You never have quite grasped the virtues of subtelty, have you?

after last night I can say that with confidence

- SS

[givemedetails]

Oh come on, Sevvie. I'll admit subtlety is a useful tool, but one who relies on it too often is really just afraid of the blunt truth.

And I don't just mean about sex.

[thetrousersnake]

I can be blunt.

- SS

[m00nshyne]

Well, well...seems as though someone has gotten his attitude back.

[thetrousersnake]

Morning, Cassie. Nice night with Potter? Last thing I saw of you you were feeding each other grape-flavour bath bombs.

- SS

[m00nshyne]

I can neither confirm nor deny that.

Enjoy your little tryst with Skeeter? From what I hear, whatever Potter and I might have been doing looks like child's play compared to the two of you.

[thetrousersnake]

Potter has the maturity level of a three year old on a sugar high at times, so that doesn't surprise me.

- SS

[blondeblood]

Severus I went looking for you last night. I was trying to return the following photograph.

[ihavebigprongs]

You know we're still in this fucking bathroom you twat.

[givemedetails]

You know, Severus owled me and asked me specifically if I could come help him. You might try that, it works slightly better. People are more inclined to do things if they feel appreciated and thought of. Perhaps you could even offer a reward.

Where is Remus, anyway? Isn't he a Prefect? Shouldn't he be helping you?

[catch_a_snitch]

Skeeter?

You can do ever so much better than that, Severus.

-A.L.

[givemedetails]

Excuse me, Lynch. You'd better watch yourself, I don't play well with ignorant, imbecilic bastard-twats who don't have a clue about anything.

...Well, Severus is a special bastard.

All the same, shove it up your arse.

~Rita

[catch_a_snitch]

I wasn't aware that one's twat was physically able to be a bastard.

[givemedetails]

Yes well, you aren't aware of a lot of things, Lynch. Shame, that.

~Rita