Comments | thetrousersnake: My thoughts on the Gryffinslut Christmas Orgy

thetrousersnake

My thoughts on the Gryffinslut Christmas Orgy

Dec 27, 2005 18:07

Well. I hope that Potter was too drunk to notice his little lap dog's gingivitis.

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istuffmypants December 27 2005, 19:34:14 UTC

...LAP DOG?!?

thetrousersnake December 28 2005, 22:56:22 UTC

Yeah. Of the pink and poodlish variety i think.

With it's bollocks chopped off.

istuffmypants December 28 2005, 23:09:40 UTC

Oh pish posh, Snivelly. No one can chop off my bollocks. I have bollocks of steel. BOLLOCKS. OF. STEEL. AS IN HARD AND SHINY AND QUITE CAPABLE OF SLAPPING YOU IN THE FACE.

thetrousersnake December 28 2005, 23:14:52 UTC

And prone to rust.

Wanker.

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ihavebigprongs December 27 2005, 21:18:14 UTC

I'm going to kill you.

thetrousersnake December 28 2005, 22:55:14 UTC

That sounds familiar.

moopylunin December 28 2005, 00:10:29 UTC

Had what? I don't, and didn't, have anyonething in me, thank you very much.

Except for half a bottle of Firewhisky.

thetrousersnake December 28 2005, 22:54:28 UTC

Oh don't play the Poor Little Innocent with me.

And there I was thinking you might be a bit better than the rest of them.

moopylunin December 28 2005, 22:57:46 UTC

I wasn't playing anything! How dare you throw around your wild accusations. I was comparatively well-behaved, you know. Oh why am I discussing this with you anyway. Why do you care?

thetrousersnake December 28 2005, 23:00:35 UTC

Because I'm a cynical bastard with nothing better to do with my time, that's why and you know it.

Seem to've touched a nerve there. Perhaps not so "wild" after all.

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