I don't remember giving glass permission to cut me.

Blarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrg!

Lost finale was superawesomex33333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333

Fell and broke my liver last week, but I died so it's cool. Now I'm a ghost! Weee!!!

Season finale of Heroes on tonight!

Season finale of Lost on Wednesday!

Such awesomeness packed into one week will surely rip apart the fabric of space and time!!!

JOHN LOCKE 4 EVER MUTHA FUCKERS!!!!

My mom decided to buy a new puppy yesterday! It's a brown and white cocker spaniel with little brown spots on his face. He's so cute! She named him Winston (After I jokingly suggested we name it Sir Winston V, Commander of the Spanish Fleets). My other dog, Midnight, isn't too pleased with his presence though. He's such a freakin baby ( Read more... )

WHY CAN'T I FIND THE 3RD SEASON FOR THE DEAD ZONE IN ANY STORES!? FUCK THE STORES AND FUCK THE GOVERNMENT FOR NO REASON!!!

I was giving my doggy a bath when all of a sudden he just jumps out of the bathtub and runs around the house for 5 minutes. It was so cute. He looks so funny when he's wet.

<3 doggy

http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/04/17/vtech.shooting/index.html

Man, the world is a fucked up place.

Doggy has fleas, he is very itchy and I feel so bad for him :( My mom is bringing him to the vet tomorrow so he can be treated. Dummy McFred is just like "BRINGIN HIM NEXT WEEK LOL" and now the dog has fleas which could have been prevented before. GRRRR!!! Murder stab KILL EAT ( Read more... )

Tenacious D is the best band ever. All who disagree can SUCK A CHODE!

Sup livejournal, haven't used you in many MILLIONS OF YEARS!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA ( Read more... )