Seen the new James Bond movie with the guys. I'm not a big Bond fan, but that movie was totally awesome. AWESOME LIKE POSSUMS!
A thought occured. Wouldn't it suck to be gay AND have hemorrhoids? Every sexual encounter would be painful and bloody. On the bright side, the blood would work as lubricant.
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