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jubblies
wow its been a year since i u pdated this thing.... well... my moms got the tits in this family... i have the doggy dick.. yes.. my dick retracts into my body. turds will always be in the shape of a hat. im pretty sure no one will see this message. good job with that whole growing a sack thing, said saqajaweea. yeah.. i cant spell. you smell like ( Read more... ) -
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my mom told me one time way back in the day my dad pissed in a paper bag cause he was so drunk, and he thought he was in the bathroom but really it was the kitchen. i wanna be like my dad when i grow up. pete and pete is probly the best show thats ever been on the air. -
fill this out all 2 of you that look at my journal!
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well, lately i have become "one" with nature. early mornings i tend to jog out to the beautiful greenage beyond my neighborhood. there i remove all of my clothes and run about with my fellow sisters and brothers of nature. i love it, it makes me feel...so...tender. ive needed this in my life. also, i have been going about collecting leaves to make ( Read more... ) -
shitty day!!
tonight was fun. went to chillies with kayla to eat and half way through the meal we both realized we for got out money so we just dipped out on the bill. we thought it was all good and we were driving down glades to my house and this cop pulls me over. i guess chillies saw us dippin out, called some sort of wackenhut sort of people that like watch ( Read more... ) -
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my hands are shaking, my legs feel weak and i wish i was just someone else entirely. -
OH MY GOD!!! IM UPDATING MY JOURNAL?!?!?!?
so yeah.. iv never really liked florida in the least bit, but i seriously miss it already. ill give you all one guess why. yeah i think you know. (insert group "awwwwwww" like the audiance at a full house tapeing would do here) see you all in a couple weeks. -
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house keeping? -
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teeheeheee... look at this icon!!!