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[theultimatemale]

http://deadspin.com/176349/the-most-brilliant-thing-youll-see-all-day

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[coreyback]

Awesome. But I don't know in what world masturbation is considered "having sex under the table." That's a very poor euphemism, really.

[theultimatemale]

The best part is how he just stands there and keeps talking to the interviewer instead of, you know, just walking away.

[coreyback]

Clearly he's used to his parents coming to fight his battles for him. In a very overdramatic fashion.