Redskins guy has apparently given up hope and was seen today sporting a UNI hat ( Read more... )

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I think I'm going to try polyphasic sleep at some point in the near to somewhat near future.

Future communications to follow.

Crank 2 is what God dreams about when he is drunk and horny.

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"We've talked about championships. We're pursuing them. We're on the right track," Lickliter said. "Sometimes it's a little dark before the dawn. We're going to get through. We're going to move forward."

Is Lickliter trying to rip off Batman here?

Bracketology:

Are we doing brackets this year?

To make a long story short:

If all goes according to plan, I will soon possess the musical score to The Rock.

Set in the near future...

The movie opens with a newscast. The embattled apartheid government in South Africa threatens to use a neutron bomb to defend the city of Pretoria from rebel (i.e. black) forces. The president holds a press conference from the Star Wars orbital defense platform. And three police offices died in the line of duty in Detroit