If god exists, is infinitely strecthed across time, and relevant, and love for human beings is our general reason for existence, or continued existence, then what's the point of it all? What is it about the universes genesis that even seems significant, say that existence is an explosion folllowed by a crunch happening over a really long time. That ( Read more... )

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Bud light, random red wine, and jewish welch's grape juice made me happy last night, I concede that I am both skinny and liable to becoming the drunkenesses. I let Orlando drive my car. This happy motherfucker pulls a safety belt check, runs a red arrow,AND drives into oncoming traffic. Which was probably the highloght of my night. In conclusion I ( Read more... )

THINGS THAT PLACATE JASON ( Read more... )

I need to get an oil change take a 4 hour drivers safety class, look at my most likely overdrafted checking account, then I need to check with my lawyer to see whether or not I am going to jail. Just giving you the run by. Oh yes and I have a debilitating addiction to an online videogame.

Got slammed and watched kung fu with everyone I know who is important and has a first name beginning in "b". Twas enchanting.

and on a seperate line of thought, how developed would a human fetus/zygote have to be to NOT die upon impact from falling from a plane due to insufficient terminal velocity?

ichi the killer...so....fucked .....up.....

Gripped by the throes of rapture she sung his name over an over again in the dirty hovel of a hotel, in the middle nowhere. there forms coalesced, she bit his lip ferociously as he pummeled her repeatedly. The attention bearing squeaks and groans of the old hotel raised eyebrows all along the premise. Mr. Waffles the resident manager of the local ( Read more... )

I made someone with MS laugh at their own debilitating disease today. They are so utterly and completely my bitch now.

My mom wakes me up this morning, "we blew up a big name terrorist today ( Read more... )