I think I'm incompetent, something work related.

My best friend is going to Peru today, he's going to lounge on white beaches and be tenderly caressed by gorgeous locals, he's going to find a shaman who was taught his craft by Hakaar Tmeshkli, a famous mystic who bends spoons by will. He is going to drink a potion, then he will transcend the material plane and attain oness, the kind of oness that ( Read more... )

As a result of proving that all wikipedia searches eventually turn to quantum physics my colleagues told me to search under vagina. Saw this picture. I figure I should share it...

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Jason --

[adjective]:

Fuzzy to the touch

'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com

my first quiz result was "extremely flatulent"...this simply would not do...

some people, the Colbert Report, World of Warcraft, Kingdom hearts 2, general cynicism, and the darkness your tainted, tainted souls produce that I package in cigarettes and sell (tax free on indian reservations) can't say that there's anything else that motivates me, except for maybe sex, but thats just frued, and since I have no source of that I ( Read more... )

Eat pie!

normal day, except for the fact that my unbridled manliness has overcome my deodorant, be there nothing that can restrain my savage inclinations ( Read more... )

You Are The Hanging Man
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I've had jumping sores over my shoulders, arms, legs and god knows what else, I've also been playing resident evil 4, which begs the question...
When WILL the insectoid parasites erupt from my sternum? will I be forced to eat my friends brains in a mindless rampage? thoughts?

I've done nothing for so long it hurts.