I call her this time. I'm excited about her visiting Chicago to see me in April. Actually there are 2 people I plan to have visit during April, but she's the more exciting person cause it's been 2 years since I've seen her at all. I giggle and squeal because that's what I do ( Read more... )

Caught in the back of my stomach was my throat. It was trying to make out the words among the mess of lost breath and butterflies down below there. Nothing coming out of my mouth made any sense at all at any time during the conversation. I showed her my bible and that was it. We talked the small talk that only reaches a few feet into someone's life ( Read more... )

These phone calls at 2 A.M. are killing me and I can't quite break it to her that it's taxing to hear her talk about how wants to start smoking, drinking, and fucking all over again like they were habits she had quit. It's safe from 700 miles away for her to speak of ice skates, the frozen ocean, and just how horrible the midwest winter really can ( Read more... )

Looks like everyone and their mom went to Ladytron and rocked on but me.

Not that I got to know what the fuck she meant that night. After drinking myself into a stupor, I called up a girl to see if I drunkeningly suck face with her. Unfortunately I ended up analyzing her paintings leading to a pulverizing morning headache and didn't even get to do it with her. I did however, get to see her naked and cuddled. WHATEVER ( Read more... )

So this girl I never see or talk to but slept with a bunch of times last year because I could bumped into me and got my phone number because I was with somebody that didn't need to see me run or make an ass of myself (though the truth is everyone needs to eventually see me make an ass of myself because nothing is more entertaining outside of midget ( Read more... )

I never get around to cutting people off my friends' list till recently, and even then it was only a few people. I cut off people that I don't read or that don't post, and then I added on people that were the lists of people on my list in hopes that they help me put off my 1500 word paper a little more today ( Read more... )

I have a 1500 word paper due in 3 hours and somehow I'm not compelled to start it yet. I'll probably start it in a couple of hours because right now I feel like I need to devote some time to complete and utter nonsenseness ( Read more... )

We have to create a label for a product you'd find in a market ( Read more... )

Alas, the double-cheeseburger special at McDonald's is gone, but now you can get a Big Mac meal for three bucks which is cheaper than the double-cheeseburger meal I was getting ( Read more... )