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thevoice19

An Important Issue that has come to Light

Jun 18, 2005 01:30

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doofgod June 18 2005, 17:29:25 UTC

I object. I have enough evidence to disprove your defense. I have numerous things from 2 o'clock and one of her robotic arms. She does not sleep, she's a robot

yoshioka June 18 2005, 21:50:42 UTC

Alex that's not very nice. =P

Show me the evidence cuz I don't believe you.

doofgod June 18 2005, 22:38:29 UTC

They stole it to make the second terminator movie

thevoice19 June 19 2005, 14:19:56 UTC

Be nice you two! Alex: Those aren't Keiko's arms, they're the dildos I bought for our anniversary. Keiko: no green faces. This isn't hulkville.

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Unsigned anonymous June 19 2005, 05:56:27 UTC

Somehow, I don't find it surprising that The New York Times/Washington Post/Dennis Zeveloff would be spreading evil, malicious rumors about Keiko's apparent lack of sleep. This is probably because the above sources cited are a product of the vast left-wing conspiracy and are staffed by dirty communists. I assure you that if you all had gone to more RELIABLE sources (Wall Street Journal/Washington Times/Amy Rodriguez), then you would have easily found accurate information about Keiko's sleep habits.

P.S. Ordinarily I wouldn't have a stake in this sort of thing, but I've just realized that Dennis' plants are perilously close to MY house, so refrain from urinating unless you're on the Shevins' yard.

Re: Unsigned thevoice19 June 19 2005, 12:58:35 UTC

Amy, those are all owned by the love child of Rupert Murdoch, W, and Indian Jesus.

Re: Unsigned anonymous June 19 2005, 13:35:11 UTC

Ouch, I take offense... I am not Rupert Murdoch's love child. I was totally legitimate!

Re: Unsigned thevoice19 June 19 2005, 14:15:11 UTC

Which is why you run whenever your birth certificate is needed, and cry when you hear the word bastard.

anonymous June 20 2005, 11:06:47 UTC

Sorry about the urinating. I don't have a home, and I'm not potty trained. Just, for your sake, clean up the crap I took on your porch.

hana_banana610 June 21 2005, 10:41:35 UTC

Hi Dennis, I know we don't really talk much but I just wanted to say hi

thevoice19 June 21 2005, 17:41:32 UTC

Hey Hana! I'll friend you now, methinks.

i hate you both hana_banana610 June 21 2005, 18:56:26 UTC

i hate you both

ana_is_fabulous June 23 2005, 18:37:38 UTC

Dennis, could you get me my shoes?

thevoice19 June 24 2005, 20:47:18 UTC

I have to go out to the Hamptons now, right?