Today I burnt a frozen pizza and the cheese formed a sad face.

*Update*

I'm a little embarrassed, but I just got a facebook!
and I need good pictures of me. Right now it's a topless zeveloff loading a nerf gun.

So for like, the last year, I've always had hair in my retainer, and I could never figure out why. I was like, I don't give guys blowjobs. Or girls with unshaven thighs. Or WHATEVER! Like, how does a guy with short hair get all this hair in his mouth? It was so gross! I thought people were raping me in my sleep. It was a real big fear. But ( Read more... )

The Voice 19 (7:09:21 PM): Alright, I need some lady advice before prom! How early is too early to rape heR ( Read more... )

So my asian amigo, Juan Rhee was all, that's like the scene in harry potter, with the brains. and I'm like, ah yes, p.798, OOTP. And then I pull out the book, and I have the page correct.
Also, Ada Goldfeld is a good egg.

I got into Carnagie Melon!

Oh man, last night I saw the best burger king commercial ever. It was to the tune of, that, I am woman (women? I can't remember if she was multiple chicks or not), and it involved all these guys proving their manliness because they were not eating chick food, but a sweet bacon cheeseburger. Here is why this commercial ranks so highly ( Read more... )

Goodbye Team! I am leaving for Argentina!
MWAH!

My 15 years of age cousin didn't know what a deli was!