Dear Indie Universe/Pitchforkmedia.com
I just bought Toxic. Yes, the one by Britney Spears. Can you handle the irony? I am now the best person ever.
Love,
Dennis

Thank you all for an excellent year 15, but now I am legal, and Happy 16th Birthday to me!

France just did their ice dancing to the music of Les Miserables, and they were dressed in french poverty outfits! BONERS!

So today there were these two really introverted asian girls talking about fairy tales to each other on the side at swim team practice. One girl brought up into the woods, and me, bored from all the push ups I was doing got excited and said, "Did you say into the woods!?" They ignored me. One girl explained the plot to the other and she was like ( Read more... )

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Golly, I really want a callback! I feel like if given a callback for the roles I want, I'll get them!

Your Social Dysfunction:
Happy

You're a happy person - you have a good amount of self-esteem, and are socially healthy. While this isn't a social dysfunction per se, you're definitely not normal. Consider yourself lucky: you walk that fine line between 'normal' and being outright narcissistic. You're rare - which is something else to be happy ( Read more... )

I am going to write down all I did this vacation, to see if I can ( Read more... )

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It's alright

Jeannine taught me two important things tonight: Perspective, and how to bitch efficiently.