Have you ever wondered what it would sound like if 50 Cent had been the lead singer of Queen? Wonder no more ( Read more... )

My life is a ship of bones, that sails the pityless sea of pain.

Fuck Chemistry.

Kicking it here at Earlham with my host Alex. Before that was Oberlin with my hosts Matt and Sai, and before that was Cornell College with Greg. All the schools are looking really cool, with the exception of Cornell, which is not. It'd be a great place to learn but a shitty place to live. The town is nonexistant, and the people are without ( Read more... )

I'm kicking it here in St Pauls in Macalester college, with my host Michael, who is from Jamaica. It's been good times. I can eat solid food agin, despite having gaping holes where my 4 wisdom teeth once were. Carry on...

Make him or her blush with a FREE valentine. The February 9 Stranger will feature thousands of red-hot mash notes. SUBMISSION DEADLINE: Noon on Friday, February 3.

Two Jehovah's Witnesses came to my door this morning to tell me that the love of money would lead me to terrible and immoral things. One of them goes to school with me.

It's Not Yet Springtime

But Love Is In The Air

My cat caught a rat, and brought it inside to play with. It carried it around, leaving a little trail of blood across the hardwood flooring. When I first saw it I thought someone had had a nosebleed. Drip, drip, drip, except instead of leading to a box of tissues, it just led to a corner. My cat had gotten tired of play eventually, and killed ( Read more... )

I made a deal with my freshman that I'd call the girl I like today if she calls the guy she likes today. Mariko made the prefect cost; that if she doesn't call him, I get to. What a wonderful incentive!

PS: Ideopia Studios, Ideopis Studios, Ideopia Studios. Google loves me for it.

http://www.ideopiastudios.com/

Late November is UP, and the coolest thing EVER!!!