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Since I came home I realized that, once again, I have nothing to say. I wish that I did. But I have to hide my lack of religion from my family, and saying nothing at all makes that so easy ( Read more... )

Some days, I really do need a reason to be alive.

Look at the center column.

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Yes, Ladies and Gentleman, I am back at the posting part of the internet for great justice. To tell you about ONE GREAT THING ( Read more... )

Peggy Sue Hesskew, 44, was arrested in Kerrville, Texas, in November after she made a down payment to a hit man (actually, an undercover police officer) for a contract on her ex-husband. She made the contract even though the Kerrville Daily Times had reported the day before that police were on the lookout for a woman who had been asking around town ( Read more... )

Senator Jon Harring (Independent, Tx) was a relative newcomer to politics and had been a dark horse from the time he first announced his candidacy, but there was one thing he understood about today's politicians: they write novels about political intrigues starring an idealized version of themselves, filled to the brim with their sexual escapades ( Read more... )

I have decided recently that, while it may not be in my best interests, I would like to form a cult. I know the work 'cult' has bad connotations, but I don't care. All I do care about is making something simple and easy to join ( Read more... )

Just woke up from a dream where I was a time-travelling movie store employee who was trying to assassinate Nixon using flourescent tubes. Top that.