1. I eat Chris. 2. Chris is delicious. 3. If I were alone in a room with Chris, I would cover him with ketchup and eat him in a bun. 4. I think Chris should be toasted a litttttle longer. 5. Chris needs salt. 6. I want to chew Chris. 7. Someday Chris will get rotten. 8. Chris reminds me of eating nutloaf on Thanksgiving with my family. Yams! MMMM! 9. Without Chris I would starve. 10. My memories of Chris are making me salivate. 11. Chris can be fattening. 12. The worst thing about Chris is Oh! THe calories! 13. The best thing about Chris is Oh! The calories! 14. I am very gentle with Chris.
[1] I enjoy Chris. [2] Chris is in arizona. [3] If I were alone in a room with Chris, I would snort something. [4] I think Chris should come to one of my parties. [5] Chris needs to get shit done. [6] I want to have parties with Chris. [7] Someday Chris will live in columbia. [8] Chris reminds me of a columbian druglord. [9] Without Chris i would not laugh. [10] My memories of Chris are //roll. [11] Chris can be funny. [12] The worst thing about Chris is he doesn't get shit done. [13] The best thing about Chris is he likes to run. [14] I am going to see mr.lif with Chris.
[1] I sex Chris. [2] Chris is sex. [3] If I were alone in a room with Chris, I would sex. [4] I think Chris should sex. [5] Chris needs sex. [6] I want to sex Chris. [7] Someday Chris will sex. [8] Chris reminds me of sex. [9] Without Chris sex. [10] My memories of Chris are sex. [11] Chris can be sex. [12] The worst thing about Chris is sex. [13] The best thing about Chris is sex. [14] I am sex with Chris.
[1] I love Chris. [2] Chris is a Lolita. [3] If I were alone in a room with Chris, I would viciously whoremonger him. [4] I think Chris should trundle me. [5] Chris needs some lovin. [6] I want to hit/tap Chris. [7] Someday Chris will be an old man with three whores. [8] Chris reminds me of Chris. [9] Without Chris the world would be deprived. [10] My memories of Chris are odd. [11] Chris can be anything but annoying. [12] The worst thing about Chris is hes retarded. [13] The best thing about Chris is he is the best chris around. [14] I am hott with Chris.
[1] I like Chris. [2] Chris is a fun guy (fungi). [3] If I were alone in a room with Chris, I would punch him in the face. [4] I think Chris should give me a million dollars. [5] Chris needs a friend. [6] I want to kill Chris. [7] Someday Chris will trip and fall and i will laugh? [8] Chris reminds me of the guy in the hillary duff video. [9] Without Chris there would be no chris. [10] My memories of Chris are funny. [11] Chris can be mean! [12] The worst thing about Chris is he is gay like tony little. [13] The best thing about Chris is he is gay like tony little. [14] I am definitly not gay with Chris.
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2. Chris is delicious.
3. If I were alone in a room with Chris, I would cover him with ketchup and eat him in a bun.
4. I think Chris should be toasted a litttttle longer.
5. Chris needs salt.
6. I want to chew Chris.
7. Someday Chris will get rotten.
8. Chris reminds me of eating nutloaf on Thanksgiving with my family. Yams! MMMM!
9. Without Chris I would starve.
10. My memories of Chris are making me salivate.
11. Chris can be fattening.
12. The worst thing about Chris is Oh! THe calories!
13. The best thing about Chris is Oh! The calories!
14. I am very gentle with Chris.
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[2] Chris is in arizona.
[3] If I were alone in a room with Chris, I would snort something.
[4] I think Chris should come to one of my parties.
[5] Chris needs to get shit done.
[6] I want to have parties with Chris.
[7] Someday Chris will live in columbia.
[8] Chris reminds me of a columbian druglord.
[9] Without Chris i would not laugh.
[10] My memories of Chris are //roll.
[11] Chris can be funny.
[12] The worst thing about Chris is he doesn't get shit done.
[13] The best thing about Chris is he likes to run.
[14] I am going to see mr.lif with Chris.
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[2] Chris is sex.
[3] If I were alone in a room with Chris, I would sex.
[4] I think Chris should sex.
[5] Chris needs sex.
[6] I want to sex Chris.
[7] Someday Chris will sex.
[8] Chris reminds me of sex.
[9] Without Chris sex.
[10] My memories of Chris are sex.
[11] Chris can be sex.
[12] The worst thing about Chris is sex.
[13] The best thing about Chris is sex.
[14] I am sex with Chris.
HAHA I THINK I AM SOOOOOO FUNNY!
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[2] Chris is a Lolita.
[3] If I were alone in a room with Chris, I would viciously whoremonger him.
[4] I think Chris should trundle me.
[5] Chris needs some lovin.
[6] I want to hit/tap Chris.
[7] Someday Chris will be an old man with three whores.
[8] Chris reminds me of Chris.
[9] Without Chris the world would be deprived.
[10] My memories of Chris are odd.
[11] Chris can be anything but annoying.
[12] The worst thing about Chris is hes retarded.
[13] The best thing about Chris is he is the best chris around.
[14] I am hott with Chris.
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[2] Chris is a fun guy (fungi).
[3] If I were alone in a room with Chris, I would punch him in the face.
[4] I think Chris should give me a million dollars.
[5] Chris needs a friend.
[6] I want to kill Chris.
[7] Someday Chris will trip and fall and i will laugh?
[8] Chris reminds me of the guy in the hillary duff video.
[9] Without Chris there would be no chris.
[10] My memories of Chris are funny.
[11] Chris can be mean!
[12] The worst thing about Chris is he is gay like tony little.
[13] The best thing about Chris is he is gay like tony little.
[14] I am definitly not gay with Chris.
no life.
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