so i got the best wake up phone call ever today, it was my dad, his car blew up!!!!! i was like "hahahaha shut up, you're such a jerk" and he's like "uh no, i'm serious, i was driving and i smelt smoke, and looked out the rearveiw mirror and there was smoke comming out of the trunk, so i got out and opened it, and the fucking box of flares ignited ( Read more... )

so MY account, with the money that I earned in it, that some how my mother has a lock on, because i started the account when i was 8 with my dad, because i couldn't do it on my own due to being too young, she put a lock on the account when my parents got divorced, so that she has to sign as well as my dad and i to take money out, because she's a ( Read more... )

don't want to meet your daddy
just want you in my caddy
don't want to meet your mamma
just want to make you cumma

now all beyoncé's
and lucy lui's
and baby dolls
get on the floor, you know what to do
....you know i do

now shakeit shake shshshakeit shakeitlike a poloroid pictua

holla i got a job just a lil bit ago. it's at gavi. thanks craig.

in other news, i'm getting a motorcycle, hopefull this 2000 DUCATI Monster 600 that i found. holllaaaaaaa
this is what one looks like http://www.bikepics.com/ducati/m600/00/pics.asp

devine death magic and music angel, when i die maybe i'll turn into the angel of death metal

everyone go add me on that friendster crap funnylikeaheartattack@hotmail.com

i'm back clowns

um going to cali with the bled, be back sometime sunday.

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