How To Humanly Euthanize Your Fish ( Read more... )

The e-harmony commercials make me want to spit pea soup.

I am such a cynic.

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I haven't had much time for LJ lately. But today, I feel that I must take the time to say something that needs to be said.

Van Chancellor, YOU sir, suck the sexy right out of lady tiger basketball.


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Popular Sayings and Colloquialisms
1) The ape has got your penis.

2) Kill two toads with one monster.

3) Don't put all your colostomies in one bra.

4) Don't run your chickens before they walk.

5) A watched bible never boils.

6) sit before you leap.

7) There's no use in crying over holy jesuses.

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Some people are just toooo modest. She didn't merely "add points" to her score. Nay. She grabbed that test by the hair, bent it over her knee, and made it her bitch.

Sigh.

Smart girls are just hot.

I would like to take just a moment to show some gratitude to someone who has made a huge impact on my life recently. This person has made me smile and get all giddy on several occasions.

So Fergie...wherever you are, THANK YOU!!
You have made JJ Fad cool again.

On February 10th, I had a midlife crisis. Since then, I have regressed. 5 is a good age. In kindergarten, you get to finger paint!( Read more... )