This weekend the After Dark Horrorfest (aka 8 Films to Die For) will be at the Hollywood 27 in Nashville. The problem is that there is no way to tell what film plays when. I talked to a guy at the theater (wish I’d gotten his name) and he was nice enough to read them off to me. Here is this weekend’s schedule ( Read more... )

Let's say I hire a gardener and tell him to dump all of my leaves into your yard. I gave him specific instructions to do this. I also tell him to kick your dog. Then I see him dump leaves and kick the dog and tell everyone he's doing a great job. You'll probably tell him to quit it. You may even tell me to tell him to quit it. Finally, he resigns. ( Read more... )

This part of the program performed currectly:

IF HOUSE.DEM > HOUSE.REP THEN RUMSFIELD=QUIT

But this part didn't:

IF IRAQ.DEATHS > 2800 THEN RUMSFIELD=QUIT

Well, at least some of the logic worked.

Funniest Thing I Have Seen In All Of The Whole Of Today (so far)

http://www.whatisdeepfried.com/deepfriedweekly.html

Out of respect of the passing of Ex-Govenronr Ann Richards of Texas, Guantanamo will bring the flags to half-mast and observe an hour of silent torturing.

I’ve seen several people post their Dragoncon schedules on here and realized that I have one also, so I thought I’d post it so people can avoid seeing me ( Read more... )

Many of the 2500 astronomers who returned home from the meeting of the International Astronomical Union in Prague were shocked to find that 2500 bureaucrats of the International Large Country Conclave had voted to demote their countries to a new classification known as Dwarf Nations. Also, any commonwealths, territories and colonies under the ( Read more... )

I may be the only LJer in the world who hasn’t seen Snakes On A Plane yet ( Read more... )

Yesterday Steph and I had been married 1000 days.

FRED TALKS ABOUT ICE CREAM ( Read more... )