the story of my life, january 25 approximately 8:55 pm ( Read more... )

wow. just wow.

shelob just suspended down in the middle of my dorm room. i naturally used the two shoe slap together method of death. but where is the carcass? seriously, where? it could be fucking anywhere. ANYWHERE. she might have crept her mangled body under the bookcase. IDON'TEVENKNOW. this is going to bother me.

especially later when i step on it barefoot

i'm about to have bangs. and i'm terrified. you have about 40 minutes to talk me out of this madness...

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dear pluto,

if it makes you feel any better, you'll always be a planet in my heart.

love always,
mary elizabeth

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i'm currently being driven insane by:
a. the sound of the vacuum cleaner
b. the color hot pink
c. my pre-cal packet
arggggggggggggggggggggggggg

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gee, i'm real sorry your mom blew up, ricky