"..you've committed crimes against nature"

[theyellowdart_]

from the same madman who brought our neighborhood

"speed up, maple hill needs visitors!"

"beware those speeding thugs and hussies"

and attempted to put his house up for sale one day (the neighbors rejoice) but then replaces the "for sale" sign with a "no trespassing" sign the next day (crap),

comes a new level of insanity for us to marvel at:

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[cold_in_alaska]

there is very little dear ol' cotton can do to suprise me anymore...i'm not quite sure i understand this last little endeavor, but whatev. i still find it intriguing that whenever i come home, the "thugs and hussies" sign is down, but as soon as mr. matthew leon beaver arrives, that puppy is back up in the yard.
coincidince?
probably.
but i enjoy the possibility that thanks to me, that man's day is made worse.

[theyellowdart_]

hmmm..probably coincidence
but it's really funny nonetheless

[onepointofview]

what exactly is a "hussie" anyway? A female thug or something? Tell me Mary Elizabeth! Remember the scene from Billy Madison with the flaming bag of poo and the old man? lets do it... whahaha

[theyellowdart_]

i'm all for the flaming bag of poo on his doorstep..
but i must warn you, there is a 98% chance he'd shoot us both. just so you know :)