well, i haven't updated much on this thingy ma bob. so i do believe i just got one of those newfangled xanga thingys. now now, don't call me stupid...or okay, yes you can. but it's

www.xanga.com/squidknee

am i really regressing to fifth grade?

i do believe so.

i haven't updated in awhile. so suuuue me. hey did you know that a pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes? that's one hell of a libido, if you ask me ( Read more... )

Name: Sidknee Jayne ( Read more... )

happy new years, punks ( Read more... )

at last! today i actually had a social encounter, therefore (somewhat) negating my existance as a hermit. i went to go see ocean's 12 with katy, nina, and niamh. 'twas a grand old time, and i am thoroughly jealous of nina's orange alligator flats she got for christmas. i quite enjoyed the movie, but it's always one of those that i really liked, ( Read more... )

by george, i have hit an all time low. of all time. did i mention that? by jove, i did ( Read more... )

today i painted a self portrait. hurrah.

guhuh i am an obese sausage roll.

and that's all i have to say, really.

let me tell you a little bit about my friend, jordan patashnik ( Read more... )

i just finished watching white christmas, so i'm all happy/giddy now. yay. today was my sister's shower, and i ate way too many cream puffs. sheeeezeeyyyy ( Read more... )