Strange Item

[theysaidiwasmad]

Well, I made a...a thing. I'm not sure what it does, actually, I was just kind of messing around. If anyone can find a use for it, please let me know.

[[Gil's thing is about the size of a washing machine. The outside is made of glass, and the inside is full of mysterious looking clockworks. There are various flags that pop in at out seemingly at

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[a_mans_soul]

[Machine: DING]

Eh... dirty water? ...Oh, right, it's that coffee stuff. What's it doing here?

...

*drink drink drink*

[[The machine made for Kamina an espresso with dosages of caffeine and sugar that would be lethal to a lesser man. Await antics.]]

[theysaidiwasmad]

God knows how it made coffee without coffee beans. How is it?

[a_mans_soul]

IT'SGREATOFCOURSEIT'SFUCKINGGREATWHODOYOUTHINKITIS

LET'S GO KICK SOME FUCKING ASS I FEEL 150%!

[theysaidiwasmad]

come again?

[slide_forever]

...Why do I do these things to myself?

[[The machine has reversed Chell's sense of gravity. She is currently walking on the ceiling.]]

[theysaidiwasmad]

I...I'm almost positive I can fix that.

[slide_forever]

That would be really great, yeah.

[theysaidiwasmad]

*starts working on getting her off the ceiling, but quickly gets distracted trying to do tests on Chell's antigravity. And we all know how much Chell loves gettings tested!*

[mr_computer]

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[theysaidiwasmad]

You may rest assured that there is no communist activity OR traitors here. To repeat: NO COMMUNISTS, NO TRAITORS. THEY ARE NOT INVOLVED WITH MY MACHINE!

[mr_computer]

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[theysaidiwasmad]

I'm sorry Mr. Computer but I just can't comply with your instructions when I can't understand a word you are saying. Perhaps if you spoke clearly?