It's like every day is Christmas!

[theysaidiwasmad]

I can't believe I was ever unhappy in this place!

There's just so many INTERESTING THINGS about here that I find myself wanting to be in three places at once at any given time. There's a park that has orbs that mess about with gravity! I've NEVER been able to figure out how to manipulate gravity! I can't get close enough to them to figure out how

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[slide_forever]

Messing with gravity isn't as fun as it sounds.

Trust me.

[theysaidiwasmad]

Naturally, if you lack the scientific know-how to detach yourself from the ceiling, it would be a bit unpleasant.

I'm a professional, though.

[mr_computer]

In acknowledgement of your attitude befitting a model Citizen, you have hereby been promoted to Clearance Level ORANGE!

[theysaidiwasmad]

Um, thanks, but I'm already at clearance level orange.

[mr_computer]

According to my records, you are at Clearance Level ORANGE now, therefore you were clearly at Clearance Level RED beforehand. Have you been having difficulty remembering things or seeing colors accurately?

[theysaidiwasmad]

Dammit, this is exactly what I was talking about

Not that I've noticed, but if I was having trouble remembering things, I wouldn't remember would I? I think it's best to just assume that everything is fine, and continue with life as per normal.