I'm not really a banjo and bluegrass type of person, but that famous dueling banjos song in my last post reminded me of something.  Once upon a time, in a land far far away (ok ok fine it was actually about 4 years ago and just a few short subway stops away from me in the east village.  The point is that in my mind it seems like such a different ( Read more... )

So, I've been keeping a secret from you guys....

Mr. Yuck and I have acquired a trailer second hand.   It's parked in the middle of nowhere, about 4 hours upstate from the city, on old farm land, near- well I can't tell you because then it wouldn't be a secret hidout anymore.  No electricity, no running water, no neighbors, no nothing.  So far we' ( Read more... )

Uh fuck you guys....  I had to pull an all nighter last night.   I've been awake for 37 hours.  Yesterday never ended for me.  Today is still yesterday.  Yesterday is today ( Read more... )

Are you scared?

Firstly: I'm not dead. I swear. I was merely abducted by a roving gang of violent, sugar-addicted, 11-year-old failed violin and piano prodigies who sent a ransom note to my dog demanding 2 tons of thin-mints and mountain dew for my release. It took a while because my dog ate the ransom note. After two weeks being locked in a music ( Read more... )

I am not working today, yet Mondays will always suck.

But polls are nice like Saturday afternoon. Plus, it makes me feel like I've accomplished something.

Poll For those of you who know the answer to the bonus question, there is no prize because knowledge like that will get you nowhere in life, and I refuse to foster false hopes. But you knew ( Read more... )

        This is an emergency, folks.  Time to pull out the big guns.  I feel that right now, in these dark stormy times, we all need to see a picture of me being silly.  Or creepy.  Whatever, same difference.

Plus, I am using this as an excuse to let you in on my dreaded secret.  I have been keeping this from you guys long enough.....

Brace ( Read more... )

That's right bitches, I'm a celebrity now!   Booyah!

The store I'm working at was featured in the store listings of this week's TimeOut New York

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I have been busier than a 15 year-old boy with a free hustler magazine. And not in that way, unfortunately (in fact, I have been so fucking busy, stressed and tired that there has been absolutely no time for anything pleasure related. Damn you work! Damn you!)

( My weekend. )

Why? I don't know.

"There is no hope of a single lasting happiness in this life, since we are already in hell."
"helllllllll"
"My soul is empty"
"emptyyyyyyyy"
"I am dead to the world"
"I'm dead too."

Muah ha ha.

Here's my new year's gift to you: strindberg and helium. I know, this is probably considered a form of re-gifting, as you've ( Read more... )

Strike! Yes people, unbelievable and surreal as it may sound, that's what it's come to.

Here we have what I feel is an eloquent speech given by the Transit Workers Union spokesman Roger Toussaint.

Here are various links to articles about the strike.Keep an eye out for the all the anti-union spin that you're sure to find.

Look people, a transit ( Read more... )