Transit strike! Maybe ( Read more... )

Fear not for me, for I have already traveled beyond the point of no return.

Behold! My Friday night.

Save yourselves.

A hot chocolate would be good right now though.

Due to a week of unchecked corybantic meanderings of my imagination, I bring you:

A Frank Zappa moment.

What's the ugliest part of your body?

Some say your nose,

Some say you toes,

But I think it's your mind,

My darling, I think it's your mind.

And that my children, is what happens when I am locked in my room for 4 days with the flu.

I'm sick. And it's all YOUR fault!

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I hope you're having fun in Aspen/ The Alps/ Your quaint little winter retreat mansion in the woods/ wherever.  Seeing as it's so hard to miss in all its elephantine glory, I've decided to keep an eye on your ridiculous car while you're away for the weekend, because well, I'm neighborly like that.  I'm pretty sure that when you get back, it'll be ( Read more... )

Ok, ok, I'll do it.  Because if everyone jumped off a bridge, after enjoying a couple of days being the only human on earth, I'd probably end up jumping too.

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For no fucking reason. My boss didn't need me today. I'm not saying that it's such a bad thing... it's just, well I could've been fucking sleeping instead of setting 3 fucking alarms to make sure that I got my ass out of bed. I was having a good dream too.
Yes, 3 alarms. Shut up.

Happy birthday misscedar!  Whoop de wooo!

The fact that I get to stare at a naked person for 3 hours.  And represent them however I see fit.

Why? Because I'm an artist dang tarnit!


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... fuck, I have no idea. But this is fun. I am a champion time waster.