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[theziess]

i officially have 1% of my testicles left over because of my in-action tonight

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[sharzee]

she was a little feisty. but its ok ziesy.

[_planeswalker_]

whos this "she"?? WHY DOESNT SHE GET A NAME. also, if you believe you have testicles, you have testicles. its all in yer head, man. you just gotta take control of the situation. i recommend a good ol' fashion cock-slap. it'll let her know who's boss, plus its just degrading to get slapped in the face with a penis...

[adam_huybers]

what actually happened? Did you and her just start doing it right in the middle of davies and people started videotaping it? Because vigourous sex is a sure-fire way to lose testicular fortitude .

Also, someone send me a copy of that tape. I need it.

I'm a lonely man :'(

[_planeswalker_]

hey there paperboy.....mmmmm you look good today. and wtf are u talking about, vigourous sex is a sure-fire way to gain massive ammounts of fortitude, especially if theres alot of people around, and u bend em over and take it around' town (not the other peeps, yer 'ho). u know what im sayyiinnn.

[adam_huybers]

but after vigourous sex...balls=low. its science. bitch

[_planeswalker_]

do you mean...hanging low? or running low on rocket-sauce? IM SCIENCE, WHORE.

[adam_huybers]

it's sad here, being outside the loop

[theziess]

where for art thou on the night in question yarrr matey?

[adam_huybers]

inordinate amounts of drinking with some chicks from work

[theziess]

thanks for inviting me ass jack

[megsie_moo_moo]

hmmm, did i miss something on account of my being late?