Let all ye know thy are a subject of the exaulted Zif

[thezifster]

Let it be known ye who dare walk in the bright and glorious light that is Zif that on this day, the 26th of February, Zif hath updated his live journal for no particular reason. This most strange occasion will surely be remarked upon for many years, but fear not, for further updates may, upon the grace that is Zif, be forthcoming.

Comments

[thezifster]

Fear not, for Zif being omnipotent until proven otherwise, was fully aware of this email correspondence and has exacted an immediate reply.

[creepy_mcgee]

You and John Smith have almost the exact same icon. It's probably an old guy thing. :-p

P.S. - I love how the actual update is really about nothing except the fact that you updated.

[thezifster]

The great Zif in his infinite wisdom has transcended the need for "content" and "purpose" one can not fathom his ways for he is beyond the understanding of mere nonzifs*.

*One who is not Zif.

[creepy_mcgee]

Haha, because of the length of the page, I read that as 'Mere[as in me] nonzifs'.

I can in fact fathom your ways, for we have the same brain!!! Muhahaha, you shall never escape the powerful clutches of Mere!

[thezifster]

The Holy Ramblings clearly indicate it is not the goal of the mighty Zif to escape from said "clutches of Mere". You are not as it were a mere nonzif, but rather a very different Mere nonzif, which is a very different class of nonzif altogether.

[da5em]

fuck you

[thezifster]

The mighty Zif in his great benevolence confers upon you these four words "Eat Shit Dum Crinker". Be praised, for you have received the words of Zif.

[palmir]

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Holy shit!

[thezifster]

While the holy and ancient ramblings* of the great Zif do not specifically indicate that his shit is in fact holy. One can only presume this is the case. It is not however generally remarked upon.

*Though the dead sea ramblings may have something to say on this matter, in the infinite wisdom of Zif we have not deigned to include them.