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[thieving]

i am at this boring ass library doing grant research for the tank and i seriously can't make myself do a goddamn thing. i can't be productive ever. at least when it comes to reading irs 990 filings. BORING. but anyway, during my morning walk through chelsea i came to a few conclusions

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[choogy]

my 80's dad would be a perfect sugar daddy for you [but HOGGLE everytime i think about my dad having a "fat cock."] 90's dad though... he doesn't make the cut. it really could've been beautiful though.

french bulldogs are insanely cute. i tell my beagle that when he dies, i'm replacing him with a weiner dog. you know, something that makes me look thinner.

[ps, i so live vicariously through your new york eyes]

[beedub]

Severed leg falls from plane's wheel well, lands in backyard

[thieving]

omg thanks so much
while eating my bagel this morning i turned on the news and there was this crawler at the bottom of the screen that had news headlines of the day and i was only able to catch 'floral park' and i was like wtf is floral park doing up there? and i forgot about it until now!

spasiba!

[beedub]

you're welcome- i'm psychic

[thieving]

ugh i just read the article.
i am very sad right now.
i seriously cant handle this world
homeless people on every block
starving people
people whose limbs are ripped from their bodies

why are we so lucky?

ugh.

[beneaththeradar]

you just described my father, basically. well, i am assuming about the fat cock because you know, heredity. HAHA.

[nicerobot]

Hello Sex Worker,
I own an ipod. NO sex for me.

You miss the touch and feel of a canine? ehh?
Watch this: http://www.canal96.com/extra/strange/dradam/

[thieving]

i miss the touch and feel of a danielle rosa.

¿Qué pasa?

[thieving]

oh and bestiality totally grosses me out, like a lot

its WRONG

[thieving]

ew f that