Thank you, Kory Hampton, for putting my phone number in the tip line on your receipt at Pedro's. The bartender was, indeed, super hot and if my phone rings I will owe you big time. I must also complement myself for getting Kory drunk enough to leave my phone number in the tip line on his receipt.

There are things in my life that I miss. A lot ( Read more... )

I talked to my mom last night. I am in the market for a new bed, and thus, new bedding. I told her that I got a thing in the mail for 20% off anything at Kohls. She's pissed. She only got 15%.
Neat.

Whoa! I totally forgot I had this thingamajiger ( Read more... )

Well then ( Read more... )

I was gone for 3 hours to take a final and it looks like a bomb exploded in my kitchen. Wtf mates?

I love deleting classes from my facebook profile. It gives me such a feeling of satisfaction to click the "Course Completed" button on there.

Wow...I'm a dork.

The same commercial for Citi was just on 6 consecutive channels (38 through 43) at the same time.
Freaky.

I am so damn busy right now and I really don't want to be. I graduate in less than 2 weeks and I just want to be done but instead I have 5 finals to study for and a paper to write that I haven't thought about at all. (Seriously, the proposal was due 2 weeks ago...I didn't do it ( Read more... )

You know what...
They're right...
We are comatose but audible.

Thanks fellas.