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[thimble_drinker]

If Gainesville gets any smaller, I will explode.
Everybody, stop knowing everybody else.
I mean it!
Seriously!

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[eoiae]

THANK YOU MA'AM

[thimble_drinker]

But it hurts so bad, Jesse.
Where can I hide my secrets now?

[thimble_drinker]

But will you lock them away where all your multitudes of friends and acquiantances can't see them flickering in your shapely eyelashes?

[turantula]

Shouldn't you implode? I know a couple of people who've exploded already, so it's become passe now.

[thimble_drinker]

I'm doing it to make a statement about how societal implosion is making us all passe.

[turantula]

Perhaps you should find some happy medium between ex- and im- plosion. A balance of sorts. The kind where you don't plode at all. And then you can look at all the people around you losing their heads and shout unto the world, "Ha! I did not cave in to the pressure from within or without!"

And if you need, you can have minor plosions of either sort in the privacy of your own soul, just to release some tension.

[thimble_drinker]

But Eric, how can I make it sound artsy and chic?
<3
I'll let society plode for me, and I'll live vicariously through it.

[cloud_glow]

my sister knows my grocery boss! WTF

[25west14street]

I like knowing you. If Gainesville wasn't quite as small, we might never have met! Think of that, m'dear.

[thimble_drinker]

Considering how long we've both been here, even if Gainesville weren't quite so small and incestuous, we were bound to run into each other eventually!