Comments | thin_ice_waltz: Forget mad cow disease and vegan morals; this is the best argument for soy milk you will ever hear.

thin_ice_waltz

Forget mad cow disease and vegan morals; this is the best argument for soy milk you will ever hear.

Apr 15, 2004 10:25

You know, just when I think I've become thoroughly jaded, just when I'm prepared to tell you that I've heard everything, just when I know that nothing kinkier could come up, some freakshow in Wisconsin comes along and raises the bar.

Before you read any further -- if you enjoy drinking milk and wish to continue drinking it, don't read this. ( Read more... )

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biffah April 15 2004, 12:25:25 UTC

yeah, i just switched to soy milk earlier this week.

good thing.

weneversleep April 15 2004, 12:39:13 UTC

Got cum?

masked_owl April 15 2004, 18:23:57 UTC

... I'm trying _REALLY_ hard (NPI) not to imagine that milk moustache. Warning! Failure! Mental picture already formed! Ewww!

Whatever happened to Ted D. Bear? masked_owl April 15 2004, 18:27:51 UTC

Mind you, I've quite enjoyed the recent posts. I wasn't sure I really liked the previews of what would be written in a future post, but I'm starting to wonder if we'll ever hear more about Teddy Bear, as was subtly foreshadowed a few posts ago. Did you ever find out what the two pennies were for?

Re: Whatever happened to Ted D. Bear? thin_ice_waltz April 16 2004, 01:43:30 UTC

You'll hear more about Teddy Bear, but "The Milkman Cumeth" left him behind in the bizarre department. I think. Maybe we'll take a vote on that.

As for the pennies, I did find out what they're for, but I've decided that it's just one of those things best left to the reader's sick imagination.

dicere ex cathedra anonymous April 15 2004, 20:05:26 UTC

I have it on good authority (from a friend who is the son of a Montana veteranarian) that:

--- Yes he probably really is doing it, as he has heard of it happening before.

--- The guy must have profoundly petite pudenda, as the milking teats are pretty small. He suggests you try to look up how big they actually are.

Brasidas

tobor93 April 16 2004, 20:00:06 UTC

Yup.

I am from Wisconsin as well. Because I am familiar with Wisconsin and the seemingly endless ranks of psychos who live (and have lived) in "The Dairy State", I would not be at all surprised if this guy was telling the truth.

Wisconsin produces many, many strange people... and that's putting it mildly.