Comments | thin_ice_waltz: A classical approach to phone sex

thin_ice_waltz

A classical approach to phone sex

Apr 29, 2004 10:33

Now, then. If I'm to save my job, it's obvious I must approach it in some new fashion, to become more alluring and seductive for the clients. I think I've found some good advice in the classics. Perhaps I should do as Ovid suggests ( Read more... )

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_aurelius April 29 2004, 19:45:35 UTC

w00t!
catullus!
pedicabo et iirumabo!

Translator Recommendations? masked_owl April 30 2004, 15:42:00 UTC

Babelfish doesn't seem to have an online translator for Latin to English. Could you recommend a good one for those of us who aren't 'in the know', or just add a translation to your post? (Apologies if I've mistaken for Latin what is actually ancient Greek, or something even more obscure. I'm pretty sure it isn't Klingon, though.)

Re: Translator Recommendations? thin_ice_waltz April 30 2004, 15:48:28 UTC

Marc's quote comes from the first line of Catullus' 16th poem (generally known as "Catullus 16"), "Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo," which translates as "I will butt fuck you and mouth fuck you."

Other prospects masked_owl April 30 2004, 15:46:41 UTC

I'd hate for this journal to come to an end, but I'm wondering how your other job prospects may be coming (NPI)? Any word on any of those?

Re: Other prospects thin_ice_waltz April 30 2004, 15:50:58 UTC

Current job prospects:

AOL -- officially turned me down today.
Pearson's -- I'd be grading standardized tests. I just applied today; we'll see.
City of Oro Valley -- Working as a 911 operator. I'm still working on the 20 page application.
Veritas Prepatory Academy -- I am applying there to teach Latin next year if working overseas doesn't pan out. They are located in Phoenix.