Love O' Tron - THE LOVE DOCTOR CRUSH MACHINE.

[things_go_boom]

[Smash Academy.

After being distracted for a while, Lash finally set up what she had wanted to do since right before Christmas. After hacking into the database, setting up permissions, tricking the hands to fund it, there is now a strange machine in the main common room.

A Crush Love Tester & Compatibility Machine!

It's so simple!

- Enter

Comments

[boxingmidget]

[Where the. How the. When did the. Oh, how does it really matter, it's here. It says it's confidential....NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW. RIGHT?]

Name: Mac
Crushes: Daisy

[things_go_boom]

[After a fwe seconds of flashing lights text begins to appear!]

COMPATIBLY LEVEL: THE PRINCESS MIGHT BE IN YOUR CASTLE!

Your sexual level is: Better than a Mallard

[Your charm bracelet is pink]

[boxingmidget]

[ALLRIIIIGHT...? Even though he has no idea what a Mallard is?? What is sexual stuff anyway. BUT HE HAS A CHANCE?? And a free bracelet, oh boy? Heck yeah, it's pink.]

[boxingmidget]

[...Hmmm, maybe...It's just innocent fun...And he curious....]

Name: Mac
Crushes: Lash, Misty, Pit, Spinarak, Max, Lyra
Are you currently dating? No
If yes, name Forever Alone --

[thats_nogood]

[What the heck, he might as well have fun with it.

Name: Sonic the Hedgehog
Crushes: Wave]

[things_go_boom]

[After a few seconds of flashing lights text begins to appear!]

COMPATIBLY LEVEL: She's seeing other guys.

Your sexual level is: Better than a snail

[Your charm bracelet is white]

[thats_nogood]

[Oh thanks, machine. Make him paranoid.]

[temptedthesnake]

[EVA is intrigued... Though, she takes a moment to think up a crush to type in.

Name: EVA
Crushes: Bob]

[things_go_boom]

[After a few seconds of flashing lights, text begins to appear!]

COMPATIBLY LEVEL: A chinese fortune cookie might be more helpful than me.

Your sexual level is: Better than a tiger

[Your charm bracelet is blue]

[temptedthesnake]

[EVA laughs out loud. She tries again, just for fun.

Name: EVA
Crushes: Ocelot]

[things_go_boom]

[After a few seconds of flashing lights, text begins to appear!]

COMPATIBLY LEVEL: Stronger than superglue

Your sexual level is: Better than a Bobcat. That's a real animal.

[Your charm bracelet is blue]

[babylonmechanic]

[Whatever. Let's see what this thing does.]

Name: Wave
Crushes: Sonic
Are you currently dating? Yes
If yes, name Sonic

[things_go_boom]

[After a few seconds of flashing lights, text begins to appear!]

COMPATIBLY LEVEL: He's got a bad side

Your sexual level is: Better than an eagle

[Your charm bracelet is green]

[babylonmechanic]

What does any of that even mean...

[pink_shroom]

[Looks fun ♥. Why not?]

Name: Peach
Crushes: Mario

[Peach, that's cheating. He's not even here what.]

[things_go_boom]

[Hey it's predictable data but it's still data.

After a few seconds of flashing lights, text begins to appear!]

COMPATIBLY LEVEL: HE MIGHT BE IN YOUR CASTLE!!

Your sexual level is: Better than a flareon in heat. Oh my, naughty, naughty!

[Your charm bracelet is red]

[pink_shroom]

[Oh so they're compatible-]

[pink_shroom]

[...But...naughty?]