Love O' Tron - THE LOVE DOCTOR CRUSH MACHINE.

[things_go_boom]

[Smash Academy.

After being distracted for a while, Lash finally set up what she had wanted to do since right before Christmas. After hacking into the database, setting up permissions, tricking the hands to fund it, there is now a strange machine in the main common room.

A Crush Love Tester & Compatibility Machine!

It's so simple!

- Enter

Comments

[punchtheocean]

[Marie, this is not going to work out.

Name: Vinnie
Crushes: Dana]

[things_go_boom]

[After a few seconds of flashing lights, text begins to appear! It is flashing red.]

DATABASE INDICATES HAND SCAN BELONGS TO STUDENT MARIE. WOULD YOU LIKE TO CALCULATE COMPATIBILITY LEVEL BETWEEN MARIE AND DANA?

[punchtheocean]

What? No...

[He attempts to somehow tell the machine 'no,' but he presses 'yes.']

[things_go_boom]

[After a few seconds of flashing lights, text begins to appear!]

COMPATIBLY LEVEL: Made to last

Your sexual level is: Hotter than an erupting volcano. Easy boy!

[Your charm bracelet is red]

[orangestarbeats]

Name: Jake
Crushes: Rachel
Are you currently dating? Yes
If yes, name Rachel

[things_go_boom]

[After a few seconds of flashing lights, text begins to appear!]

COMPATIBLY LEVEL: High! Why don't you take her out to dinner next week? Thursday looks good.

Your sexual level is: Time to get to the act, son.

[Your charm bracelet is red.

Lash might have automated this one.]

[orangestarbeats]

Dude.

[cupofbatnoodles]

[What the.. fuck... is this strange machine. Izzy cannot figure it out. So she creeped on other people for a while. Ohhhhh. OK.]

Name: Izzy
Crushes: Your Mom

[things_go_boom]

[After a few seconds of flashing lights, text begins to appear! It is flashing red.]

DATABASE INDICATES YOUR MOM DOES NOT ATTEND SCHOOL OR HAS PREVIOUSLY ATTENDED THE SCHOOL.

[cupofbatnoodles]

[Oh.]

Name: Izzy
Crushes: A Big Dick

[She's taking this super seriously.]

[things_go_boom]

[After a few seconds of flashing lights, textrobotic voice begins to appear! It is flashing red.]

HOW ARE YOU READING THIS.DATABASE INSUFFICIENT. GOING TO NEAREST WORD ASSOCIATION WITH 'A SMALL PENIS' PLEASE MAKE YOUR SELECTION FROM THE FOLLOWING;

- Captain Falcon
- Raikov
- Cyrus
- Goose
- Jeff Angel
- Brock
- Misty]

[tank_rockarms]

Name: Max
Crushes: Nell
Are you currently dating? Maybe?
If yes, name Sasha?

Name: Max
Crushes: Sasha
Are you currently dating? Maybe?
If yes, name Sasha?

Name: Max
Crushes: Mac, Raiden, Brock
Are you currently dating? Maybe?
If yes, name Sasha?

Nell

[things_go_boom]

[Oh hello Max. How nice of you to drop in.

After a few seconds of flashing lights, text begins to appear!]

COMPATIBLY LEVEL: She's totally into you.

Your sexual level is: Better than a giant monkey.

[Your charm bracelet is pink.]

Sasha

[things_go_boom]

[After a few seconds of flashing lights, text begins to appear!]

COMPATIBLY LEVEL: Make her yours before someone else does. Next week on Thursday should be the night.

Your sexual level is: Dressed to impress

[Your charm bracelet is red]

Re: Sasha

[tank_rockarms]

::Fuccen::

::What do I do::

::PINK???::

::Red is better. But more Andy's color.::

[pkwallstaple]

Name: Duster
Crushes: Kumatora
Are you currently dating? NO.

[things_go_boom]

[After a few seconds of flashing lights, text begins to appear!]

COMPATIBLY LEVEL: Give her a few weeks, she'll come around.

Your sexual level is: Uhhhhh

[Your charm bracelet is red.

Lash totally rigged that one but had no idea what to put as Duster's level and then forgot to fix it. Woops!]

[pkwallstaple]

::Uhhhhh:::

::Okay...::