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Love O' Tron - THE LOVE DOCTOR CRUSH MACHINE.

Jan 31, 2011 13:52

[Smash Academy.

After being distracted for a while, Lash finally set up what she had wanted to do since right before Christmas. After hacking into the database, setting up permissions, tricking the hands to fund it, there is now a strange machine in the main common room.

A Crush Love Tester & Compatibility Machine!

It's so simple!

- Enter ( Read more... )

Comments 417

ihateplumbers January 31 2011, 20:10:24 UTC

Name: Bowser
Crushes: Peach
Are you currently dating? no

things_go_boom January 31 2011, 20:26:58 UTC

[After a few seconds of flashing lights, text begins to appear!]

COMPATIBLY LEVEL: Tension foreseen. Could have rivals.

Your sexual level is: AMAZING.

[Your charm bracelet is black with spikes.]

ihateplumbers February 1 2011, 03:13:14 UTC

Well of course my sexual level is amazing.

sportsflower January 31 2011, 20:10:50 UTC

[What a curious device. But does it work?]

Name: Daisy
Crushes: ...Mac, Green, Brock, Char, every boy

things_go_boom January 31 2011, 20:28:19 UTC

[After a few seconds of flashing lights, text begins to appear!]

COMPATIBLY LEVEL: PUNCH OUT! Go for it.

Your sexual level is: Tiger in the bedroom.

[Your charm bracelet is black with spikes.]

sportsflower January 31 2011, 20:30:52 UTC

[HOW WOULD THIS MACHINE EVEN KNOW THAT.]

tattlemethis January 31 2011, 20:54:36 UTC

[Well, this should be interesting.]

Name: Goombella
Crushes: Knuckles
Are you currently dating? Yes
If yes, name Knuckles

things_go_boom January 31 2011, 20:57:39 UTC

[After a few seconds of flashing lights, text begins to appear!]

COMPATIBLY LEVEL: The sky is blue and roses are red. You sure it's always with you he's in bed?

Your sexual level is: Better than a raging Onyx

[Your charm bracelet is green]

tattlemethis January 31 2011, 21:01:47 UTC

Stupid thing's probably busted.

badasscopters January 31 2011, 21:05:06 UTC

Name: Goose
Crushes: Lt. Surge
Are you currently dating? Darn tootin'.
If yes, name Lt. Surge

things_go_boom January 31 2011, 21:06:17 UTC

[After a few seconds of flashing lights, text begins to appear!]

COMPATIBLY LEVEL: Maybe?

Your sexual level is: ehhh could be better, could be worse?

[Your charm bracelet is maroon]

badasscopters January 31 2011, 21:11:13 UTC

[Haha so inaccurate to him. Especially the sexual level.

As for the charm bracelet...

...

Meh, he'll toss it.]

haswetpokemon January 31 2011, 21:05:52 UTC

Name: Misty
Crushes: Red
Are you currently dating? Yep!
If yes, name Red

things_go_boom January 31 2011, 21:07:14 UTC

[After a few seconds of flashing lights, text begins to appear!]

COMPATIBLY LEVEL: Gotta catch them all?

Your sexual level is: Harder than a giant rock.

[Your charm bracelet is red]

haswetpokemon January 31 2011, 21:12:00 UTC

[H-Hahaha this was... strangely cute.

A-Aww she should. totally give this bracelet to Red. Yes.]