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Love O' Tron - THE LOVE DOCTOR CRUSH MACHINE.

Jan 31, 2011 13:52

[Smash Academy.

After being distracted for a while, Lash finally set up what she had wanted to do since right before Christmas. After hacking into the database, setting up permissions, tricking the hands to fund it, there is now a strange machine in the main common room.

A Crush Love Tester & Compatibility Machine!

It's so simple!

- Enter ( Read more... )

Comments 417

volttackler January 31 2011, 21:09:02 UTC

Name: Ampere
Crushes: [She kind of had to think a little about this one.] Um... maybe Lyra, chu!

things_go_boom January 31 2011, 21:10:07 UTC

[After a few seconds of flashing lights, text begins to appear!]

COMPATIBLY LEVEL: Eh. Go for it if you want.

Your sexual level is: Nonexistent. Gee, made a vow of celibacy?

[Your charm bracelet is white]

volttackler January 31 2011, 21:12:40 UTC

[Oh yay, something for her to chew on!]

waddlepaddle January 31 2011, 21:09:54 UTC

[It took Waddle Dee a minute to do this as he kind of... had to think about it. DECISIONS, DECISIONS.]

Name: Waddle Dee
Crushes: ... Maybe Tony a little. I'm not sure, though.

things_go_boom January 31 2011, 21:11:08 UTC

[After a few seconds of flashing lights, text begins to appear!]

COMPATIBLY LEVEL: Worth a try!

Your sexual level is: Better than a printer that ran out of ink.

[Your charm bracelet is pink]

waddlepaddle January 31 2011, 21:13:22 UTC

[Well that... kind of... sounded like a good thing. Dee is okay with this.

He is also very okay with the cute bracelet.]

greatevilgenius January 31 2011, 21:30:54 UTC

[What is this thing. It offends his sight. But...]

Name: Dr. Ivo Robotnik, the GREATEST SCIENTIFIC GENIUS IN THE WORLD!!
Crushes: Madam Flurrie
Are you currently dating? Yes, you infernal contraption.
If yes, name Madam Flurrie

things_go_boom January 31 2011, 21:42:21 UTC

[After a few seconds of flashing lights, text begins to appear!]

COMPATIBLY LEVEL: She's completely into you! Consider getting married.

Your sexual level is: I don't want to think about it.

[Your charm bracelet is Red.

Yeah, Lash didn't want to think about your sexual activity oops.]

greatevilgenius January 31 2011, 21:48:18 UTC

What a waste of time!

operatingbuddy January 31 2011, 21:49:28 UTC

[Would this even. How would. What.]

Name: Robotic Operating Buddy
Crushes: Please define the term.
Are you currently dating? Please explain.
If yes, name: N/A

things_go_boom January 31 2011, 21:54:27 UTC

[After a few seconds of flashing lights, text begins to appear!]

Crush: Liking someone or something. Falling in love. Having feelings for.

operatingbuddy January 31 2011, 22:11:02 UTC

Understood. Given that definition, your services will not be required. [And so he hovers away.]

hasprettiestmon January 31 2011, 22:11:40 UTC

[What is this. What is this strange machine. HMM. Can it still be called a crush if you're already dating?]

Name: Erika
Crushes: Brock
Are you currently dating? Yes
If yes, name Brock

things_go_boom February 1 2011, 04:26:54 UTC

[After a few seconds of flashing lights, text begins to appear!]

COMPATIBLY LEVEL: He likes all the women. You have a chance!

Your sexual level is: Better than a harpy.

[Your charm bracelet is blue]

hasprettiestmon February 1 2011, 04:34:44 UTC

[Oh.

Uh.]

... How informative.