I think it's on? ... Oh yeah, it is, um. Hi. I'm Waddle Dee. You can say something now, I guess.

BEEEEEEEEEP.

[Go ahead and leave Waddle Dee a voicemail or text! Just leave the date and time in the subject title, please. Thanks!]

[All that can be seen on the journal network is a horribly short video.

It is of a very certain, human Waddle Dee holding up a sign much too large for him. It seems he's kind of stumbling a little even trying to hold it, but surely it will get the message across:

does someone wanna maybe go to the prom with me]

So... hi.

[That's a face that hasn't shown up with a more coherent entry in a while. Dee stares into the camera for a minute, articulating what exactly he wants to say silently. His side of the room is not in disarray, but rather, very neat. He has been a little worker bee today, hasn't he ( Read more... )

[A sudden, urgent message pops up on the journal network. It makes it sound as if Dee's in horrible danger except he probably... isn't in danger of too much except for crazy bruises. And maybe a leg turning to stone.]

they wont get off of me help

theres like ten of them

help

[If you see Waddle Dee in the halls, he's just about COVERED in these ( Read more... )

This is getting really weird. Like, I don't even get what's wrong with everybody.

So, hey. Is anyone still okay? I mean... my friends remember me, right? I mean, I guess I'd be hard to forget. I guess. Unless there's more Waddle Dee here. Or maybe I would be, I dunno, but... I'm okay. Who else is okay? Because I hope everyone else is. Weird, weird ( Read more... )

[Another day, another holiday, another day that Waddle Dee never really celebrated.

Dee was never the type to jump for love. Maybe he would one day, but for now, he felt alright being single. Granted, he did kind of... like some people, but he was a little too timid to try. He didn't feel ready. Despite this, the decorations were kind of cute all ( Read more... )

( again, credit to mal for the idea. <3 )

( In which Waddle Dee becomes human for the first time, and... )

Um, wow, golly... the computers are bright here. I didn't think they'd be that bright. It's a little funny? I think. Is it normal? Is it like TV? I've never had a computer before. Sorry.

Right, yeah. Hi. I'm Waddle Dee. If you want, you can call me Dee... I guess. I like that name. It's alright. Easy to say? Easy, sure.

[Uhhhh, what else does he ( Read more... )

( ☆ riding on a shooting star ☆ )