001 ★ arrival on a shooting star

[waddlepaddle]

Um, wow, golly... the computers are bright here. I didn't think they'd be that bright. It's a little funny? I think. Is it normal? Is it like TV? I've never had a computer before. Sorry.

Right, yeah. Hi. I'm Waddle Dee. If you want, you can call me Dee... I guess. I like that name. It's alright. Easy to say? Easy, sure.

[Uhhhh, what else does he

Comments

[pink_shroom]

[Aw looks like someone's a nervous little newbie.]

I have a feeling you're a bit nervous, dear. There's nothing to be frightened of. You can most certainly eat the food in the kitchen and be a part of the community.

Ah, but welcome to the school. My name is Peach.

[waddlepaddle]

[QUITE. 8'| Something that is... basically the norm for him.]

Um, I'm just like this, I guess. But I'm okay if I can have food. Thanks.

... You have onigiri? Maybe? [He needs more delicious onigiri in his life.]

Hi Peach. Uhh, friends?

[pink_shroom]

[Aw, it's kinda adorable. Peach is gonna be super sweet to him, maybe make him feel comfy.]

No, but I could most certainly prepare some. Onigiri is the rice ball you mentioned? Consider it a welcoming gift.

Of course we could be friends, Dee.

[waddlepaddle]

[A-Awww. He is much more comfortable around nice people. He'll get used to the people here in due time.]

Really? Wow, gosh... thanks. I'd really like some. I can cook a little, I guess. Uh, but not much.

Thanks. Gee, you're really nice. Yummy name, too. [Mmmm, peaches...]

[betterthanawiki]

Welcome to the school, dear creature! Perhaps I can answer your questions for you.

Humanization is a process wherein non-human students learn a method to assume human form. You may find it makes getting around much easier; this school is only designed to be human-accessible, so small creatures like you and I are at a bit of a disadvantage.

Ninten is the name of your assignmed roommate. Another new student, I believe.

[waddlepaddle]

[Oh hey, this guy seems nice! He seems to talk a lot, but he's still nice. OR IS HE? THAT IS A GOOD SIGN. Dee likes you already, Uxie.]

Oh, hi, um... someone that I don't know. I think?

Really? Wow. I didn't know that. I guess I need to be human, then, huh? Uh... okay, so how do I do that? [Ahhh he's a bit embarrassed, he doesn't even. know. WHAT DO?]

Oh, okay. I saw his name under the room number on my room number thingy. [WORDS.] So I kinda didn't know. Yeah. But thanks.

[betterthanawiki]

Ah, of course! How rude of me. My name is Uxie, being of knowledge.

In spite of the difficulties, I prefer not to take on human shape; I'm perfectly comfortable with the body the Original One gave me. However, I do believe the school will supply you with a free humanization item, or give you lessons in utilizing magical methods. Whichever you prefer.

[waddlepaddle]

Being of knowledge... cool. I mean, it sounds cool. Yeah, so uh, you're cool.

Magic? I dunno magic. Uh, most magic, I think. Or all magic. I think. [Someone seems unsure. :|a Well, sparkles DO come from parasols when they're used for attacks. HMM.] I guess I have to ask for an item then, maybe. I can do that then, right?

[punchtheflute]

You're the cutest little cleffa I ever saw! Your name is Dee, little guy? I hope you're real happy here so you could evolve.

[waddlepaddle]

[And now Waddle Dee is just VERY, VERY CONFUSED.]

Um... what's a Cleffa? And evolving?

[tattlemethis]

Oh, aren't you adorable!

[waddlepaddle]

[fgdfgdhddhhh--

*w* She called him adorable!!]

W-Woah, really? Gosh, thanks. I mean, lots of Waddle Dee look like me, so... I guess we're all 'adorable'. I guess. [Fffff /)u(\]

[tattlemethis]

Well, if you say so! I'm Goombella!

[operatingbuddy]

Commencing answer list:

Please define "fun".

Humanization is the process by which a non-human can temporarily become human.

I am unfamiliar with "Ninten".

[waddlepaddle]

[What. How does he define fun? Waddle Dee is not good at this, UHM. 8(]

Uh, fun means having a good time with something. At least, that's what it means where I come from.

Oh yeah, a nice Pokemon told me that, but thanks. Like... really, even though I knew already.

[operatingbuddy]

If that is your definition, then the answer depends on what you would consider to be a "good time".

You are welcome.

Commence greeting: I am Robotic Operating Buddy, also known as R.O.B.

[waddlepaddle]

Uh, lots of stuff, I think. Paddleboarding is fun. I like flowers and collecting things. Um... I like floating, too. On umbrellas. Umbrellas are cute.

Oh, hi R.O.B. You're a robot? Gosh... I don't think I see robots much. I think.