Love O' Tron - THE LOVE DOCTOR CRUSH MACHINE.

[things_go_boom]

[Smash Academy.

After being distracted for a while, Lash finally set up what she had wanted to do since right before Christmas. After hacking into the database, setting up permissions, tricking the hands to fund it, there is now a strange machine in the main common room.

A Crush Love Tester & Compatibility Machine!

It's so simple!

- Enter

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[whitetoxin]

[Endless staring.]

[things_go_boom]

[The Machine just blinks a few lights without knowing about the endless staring.]

[whitetoxin]

[What an annoying contraption. And yet there she is. Next to it. Staring at it very impassively.

...

She had to stand on the very tips of her toes to get a better peek at it.]

............

Name: Vianca

[..........]

Crushes: EVA

[things_go_boom]

[After a few seconds of flashing lights, text begins to appear!]

COMPATIBLY LEVEL: It could be! What's the worst that could happen?

Your sexual level is: Better than a zebra.

[You get a white bracelet.]

[besteststarter]

[Bulba kind of looked at the thing and left. And then he kind of came back later and looked at it again, but then he left. This kept happening a few more times until finally he was actually sticking his hand on it and grumbling.]

Name: Bulba
Crushes: Kirby
Are you currently dating? ...Yes
If yes, name Kirby

[things_go_boom]

[After a few seconds of flashing lights, text begins to appear!]

COMPATIBLY LEVEL: Stick together, changes look good.

Your sexual level is: Make sure you're healthy and have no diseases.

[Your charm bracelet is red]

[besteststarter]

[WHY IS DISEASE SUCH A POPULAR TOPIC sob sob getting paranoid.]

[ohjeffums]

Name: Tony Bigmouth
Crushes: Jeff Andonuts
Are you currently dating? No
If yes, name --

What did he have to lose?

[things_go_boom]

[After a few seconds of flashing lights, text begins to appear!]

COMPATIBLY LEVEL: Somewhat unlikely but you never know!

Your sexual level is: WOOHA. Kid keep your dirty thoughts to the bedroom, you panther, you.

Note: Someone else has entered that they have a crush on you! Congratulations!

[Your charm bracelet is red]

[ohjeffums]

[How accurate, that first part up there! ...Panther dfkjgfkdgkjd. H-his thoughts weren't that dirty, were they?

Well, that wasn't so interes- what what someone else entered in a crush on him what what

who WAS IT? It wasn't Jeff, since he was gone now... Ohh no, this information was going to kill him! Who in the world would notice him like that?]

[rockinmelody]

[... NOBODY WAS IN THE ROOM...]

Name: Ness
Crushes: Paula Polestar

[BIG EYES.]

[things_go_boom]

[After a few seconds of flashing lights, text begins to appear!]

COMPATIBLY LEVEL: THE PRINCESS COULD BE IN YOUR CASTLE!

Your sexual level is: Purer than a virgin princess.

[Your charm bracelet is white]

[rockinmelody]

[OH MY GOD.

Why are there so many princesses.

Ness equipped the white charm bracelet!

His defense lowered.]

[safetyglasses]

[Maxwell was pooping on every party and trying to figure out the logistics of this machine.

Hypothesis: Random selections of data.
Experiment: Put in a bunch of random names and compare results.
Materials: His hand, names, this machine.
Additional Notes: ---
Certainty of Failure: High.]

Name: Maxwell Labs
Crushes: Crazy Hand

[things_go_boom]

[After a few seconds of flashing lights, text begins to appear!]

COMPATIBLY LEVEL: It could happen!

Your sexual level is: Deader than a doornail.

[Your charm bracelet is white]

[safetyglasses]

[HE MAKES A NOTE OF THESE RESULTS.]

Name: Maxwell Labs
Crushes: Ganondorf

[things_go_boom]

[After a few seconds of flashing lights, text begins to appear!]

COMPATIBLY LEVEL: It might work...

Your sexual level is: Deader than fourty dead ducks. And that's terrible.

[You get another white bracelet.]