I recently returned home after being away for four months. I cannot say where I went because it is a secret but there were unicorns, candy mountains, mansions, and life sized crayons. I feel a lot better now and rejuvenated over life even though I live with my parents and without my dog because he died. I've been recycling 20 computers a week and ( Read more... )

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KATY PERRY IS TEARING UP THE FUCKING TOWN!!!!!!

Bret Micheal's is still alive so that means I am feeling a lot better than I was when I last wrote in here ( Read more... )

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HOW COULD GOD DO THIS TO US??? HOW COULD HE TRY AND TAKE BRET FROM THE WORLD? IS THIS A FUCKING JOKE? I HAVE THE TIME OF MY LIFE AND COME HOME TO FIND OUT BRET MICHAEL'S FROM THE GREATEST ROCK BAND EVER ==POISON== IS SUFFERING IN A HOSPITAL? WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO US JESUS, MARY, SAINT ANTHONY? I WANT ANSWERS. RIGHT. NOW.WHY

GET WELL BRET MICHAELS.
EVERY HEART HAS A HOLE!

I'm sitting in Jerusalem on facebook listening to Hinder taking Codeine tablets. So far I've traveled to the red sea, the biblical zoo, the city of David, every museum, attraction and down every street in Jerusalem. I've given children and adults food and money and read the bible to them. Somehow by doing those 3 things I am spreading "peace" and ( Read more... )

In 13 hours I leave to go to Israel on a peace mission. I heard their computers are made of sand and that they use magnetic forces through grain to pick up internet connection. No, not really but I thought I would update before I go just in case the internet is like magnetic forces through grain AKA really slow. Israel is a lot more built up then ( Read more... )

I'm at my parents house because my house sucks. Just kidding. I'm to broke to pay my bills and my room mate moved out. He claimed I was too "loud" and needed to try a library approach to living which I'm now technically doing when I am home. I've been breaking dancing in parking lots for money and waking up in random places with lots of fat people ( Read more... )

My Birthday was on the 1st.

I spent it hanging out with Alexa and her boyfriend playing connect four than going over to my brothers child's mothers house and asking her out. She said yes.
I told my parents.
They were floored.