So, a roomie backed out at the last minute and I have 3 days to find a new one. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE REPOST THIS FOR THE LOVE OF GAWD ( Read more... )

i'm really upset right now.
about a large number of things.

but i don't think i am going to elaborate.

Someone should buy me one, or sell me one.
Either way.
I want me one of those fuckers.


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What we'll do is, we'll dig ( Read more... )

I love being invited on friend's family vacations.

Hey Mexico, I'll see you in ten hours.

Keep the beach warm for me.

Me and Niki have some brutal wifey takeover coming your way.

I may be confused about life ( Read more... )

Didn't you hear what he said? Marx says we're all brothers!
Marx didn't said that. Some other communist said that. Jesus said that.


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two nights ago neil and i were waiting at a bus stop and joked about a matching couple wearing striped shirts. and how we had one up on them always because we had matching ears. and then we laughed at matching couples in general ( Read more... )

Don't dress like a Warrior and go to the Mission without the rest of the gang.
YOU JUST LOOK LIKE A FUCKIN' HIPSTER.


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