two nights ago, i was walking up the street with my friend neil, and a car full of dudes drove by and hung out the window and yelled 'lesbians! woooo!'... neil yelled after them, 'fuck you, i'm a dude ( Read more... )

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at least you'll never be a vegetable - even artichokes have hearts.


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i got an american apparel hoodie today.

now all i need is a fixed gear, a hyphy hat, and a hickey patch and everyone at dolores park will love me.

at least i will be warm.

maybe if i cover it in crust patches no one will notice.

uh, so, i want her in my bed...


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I genuinely had such a wonderful birthday ( Read more... )

my first LEGAL drink = 24oz. of red stripe.

consumed with preston.

excellent.

we have a whole life to live together you fucker, but it can't start until you call.


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