So I'm dead. Effectively. I messed something up because I think I've been killed off but there is this thought that I might be alive?

Maybe. They're playing games with me again. They just are.

Something weird happened, yesterday. Bowman grew a bunch of breasts and everyone started calling him Bowoman. Everyone seemed very thrilled about this, except Ashton. Hrm. I wonder why. In any case, Bowoman says she's going to learn to bake for me, so I guess I'm happy. Poor Ashton. Maybe he'd feel better if Bowoman gave him a cookie, too.

I swear, Aerena is such a disruptive child. If she doesn't turn off that damn machine and actually get some SLEEP, I'm going to steal one of her vital organs and examine it. FEAR me, Aerena, for I am Jarren the Kamikaze Muse >O!

I think Jigai is going to rape the Crimson Diablos...I wonder how Dias Flac feels about all this o.o.

Bowman is still an ice cube...@_@! I tried to experiment on Ashton to see how his dragons had such great power, but I got bitten upon disection...

And I was almost certain I couldn't be bitten, too >_D. Jarren the dragon phantasm. Then, I shall marry the Empress of String. She shall be my wife. I shall marry her. See?

Josebre got a sex change. His name is Josebra, now, because Dom made her her bitch. I still don't get what that means. I got cookies, though. They're pissy _STALE_ ones, too :DDD.

I had a late night, last night. Guarding the refridgerator is a hefty duty and no one seems to appreciate me. I suppose they just assume I don't have feelings because I'm a WISP, WISP, damnit. I am NOT a wisp. I am a highly respectable scientist. You are LOSERS, you hear? Yes. You do hear. You don't know how WELL you hear. You don't know ( Read more... )

This is my color ^_^. It's prettier than Jarren's because he sucks. Aer made us this journal-thinger. It's better than piss-less cookies, but I have to share it with Jarren. Dumbass is he. He drew the background. I don't like it. It's just a bunch of dots. I'd make a better background, but Jarren threatened to rape my hairs. It's not nice ( Read more... )